NUDITY

An Antarean close friend of mine named Cecile thought it was an excellent idea to “cover” the subject of nudity (pardon the irony). She received a phone call from some batty group of humans in Idaho who asked her if she would donate a sizeable donation of several million to a Christian coailition whose mission it is to put clothes on animals.

After sending the solicitors of the stupid madness to that non-existent place of yours called “Hell” and hanging up on them, she suggested I talk about the subject of nudity.

How did nudity get so tangled up with religion? The imbeciles who wrote the bible and the koran sure got it wrong.

Let me give it to you correctly now:

THE ONLY COSTUME HUMANS “HAVE TO WEAR” IS THE HUMAN BODY.

And it is certainly nice to get out of those old clothes as often as possible.

Back in 1969, I attended a play performed at a nudist colony called “Barely Proper”. It was making the rounds at the time throughout the nudist colony circuit. What I noticed while spending time in the nudist colony, was that no one there seemed to have any sexual hangups or exhibited any sexual tension. People walked around nude: men, women and children. And so what? Doing so did not evoke or arouse any inappropriate behavior on the part of anybody.

Organized religion has gone over the brink of the issue of covering up the human body. The worst offenders are the Muslims, operating a hypocritical dual standard of forcing women to expose nothing but their eyes, which is absurd anyway because the eyes of a woman are the most seductive part of her body (I don’t know if you realized that or not).   Men of course, are free to dress as they wish.  If Islamic men are so obsessed with inhibiting their sexual urges, I suggest massive castration as a practical solution for all of them.  (It might save European culture from ruin at least).

We live in a universe of opposites.

WHATEVER WE WANT, WE NEVER GET; AND WHATEVER WE GET, WE NO LONGER WANT.

That is yet further proof that we, not God, built this screwed up place.

The more people are sexually repressed, the more prone they are to sexual violence.

It is not just the Muslims, although they are the sickest of them all. The Orthodox Jews are similar offenders. So are Quakers, Mormons living on compounds (as depicted in the excellently-done HBO television series “Big Love”) and other fundamental offshoots of psychotic Christian zealotry.

Where did anybody concoct the deranged idea that somehow God does not want you to take your clothes off? Don’t you all realize that all beings operating in the spiritual universe between lives and lifetimes are all naked? For those of you more comfortable visualizing the spiritual universe as a place you can relate to known as “heaven”, get it through your thick human skulls that “heaven” is one big nudist colony, save for the imagery we created for ourselves with which we choose others to see us.

You humans personalize God, which is a horrible sin unto itself. You give God ridiculous names; you invent make-believe children for God; so what is next? Are you going to try to dress God up too?

GOD IS A WAVE OF ENERGY WHOSE RANGE IS INFINITE.

God does NOT wear clothes, and God did not create the physical universe, and does not care what clothes we put on either.

What is the spiritual reason for clothing? Why are you humans so obsessed with it? Easy answer.

YOU ARE SO ASHAMED FOR COLLECTIVELY CREATING HUMAN BODIES SO YOU COPE WITH THE “GUILT” OF HAVING CREATED A UNIVERSE WHERE BODIES ARE “NECESSARY” BY COVERING THEM UP!

The motivation is plain as day. It’s not rocket science.

THEN YOU CREATED STRUCTURES OF BEHAVIOR KNOWN AS “RELIGIONS” WHICH ENFORCE YOUR GUILT IN THE “NAME” OF GOD.

Pure stupidity. Attributing human error to God is indeed one of the worst crimes you can ever commit as a human being.

Any society that enforces laws that create EMBARASSMENT is doomed to fail. The entire global community of humans have done it. Only nudists have risen above the madness, and consequently they have Antarean respect.

We will NOT donate money to insane causes such as putting clothes on animals.

I have, last year alone, gave over two million dollars to animal rescue efforts. One that costs you absolutely NOTHING for you to “donate” to (just clicking on an ad on their site supports them) is at http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3.

See, you can help animals without even spending a cent, and help do some good in the world. Just don’t put clothes on them for the sake of clueless religious fanatics who don’t have the intelligence they were born with.

Do you know what also defies all logic and reason?  People do not cover their eyes when they look at the PRODUCTS of human bodies, including urine, semen and bowel movements.  Public bathrooms all over your planet have “evidence” of human beings who do not flush toilets; so apparently looking at the “creations” of the human body do not bother you.  Yet looking at the human body of others does, right?  I am sure you wish you had a dollar or euro for every time one of your fellow humans did not have the courtesy to flush a commode.

Back to clothing:

Laws enforcing dress codes (or clothing in general) is yet another glaring example of the human disease
called CONFORMITY.

You will never be able to move outside the body if you are worrying about the clothes IT is wearing.

You are only “leasing” clothing anyway, just like you are using the body for this lifetime. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I know no one who ever found a way to take clothing along with them after death. Sure, you can bury the body with a bunch of hats and shoes, but when you die you are abandoning the body and all of its possessions anyway.

You made your human bodies. The least you can do is not be ashamed of them and flaunt them.

And by the way, you made them all wrong —- if you truly wanted to live for another hundred years, you should have built a vessel with at least two hearts, two pancreases, and two livers. You built two eyes, a set of lungs and two kidneys into the thing, so why in blazes did you ever stop there? Think about that! The heart, the pancreas and the liver are the leading cause of death in humans.

So guess what! You did a lousy job when you built the working prototype!

At least you stopped at one brain. I will give you credit for that!

Lucy

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